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THE STORE

Coming Soon - Pledge Now, Play While You Wait

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Store Coming Soon

OFFICIAL GEAR
IS LOADING

The official Store is being rebuilt for movement gear, park patrol goods, citizen drops, and public-decency goods that probably should not need to exist, yet here we are.

Take the Pledge ↓ Play While You Wait ↓

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TAKE THE
PLEDGE

The Store is not open yet, but the movement is. Sign the pledge now and become a citizen of the Poopment before the official gear drops.

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CARRY ON.

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PLAY WHILE YOU WAIT

The gear is still loading. The games are not. A rare case where waiting is mildly useful.

Poopermarket Tycoon

Run the store before the Store opens. Restock shelves, serve customers, hire help, and pretend retail civilization was a good idea.

Poopdle

Start with one four-letter word. Change one letter per move. Reach POOP without seeing the path. Language continues its decline.

Geese vs. Deputy Doody

Defend the park, deploy cleanup tools, and stop feathered chaos from overrunning civic order. The geese started it.